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MAY
26
2009

Unknown To The Eyes

Unknown To The Eyes

Unknown to the eyes
Misconception
An offroad perception
Confusion?
Or an undefined illusion

Isolated?
Fair enough to be debated
Eyes opened wide
Refusing to blink
Present in the flesh
But memories extinct

Am I truly an unknown?
The stranger
Like a species ...
Endangered ...

I'm present for the soul to see
Always was
Always is
Always will be ...

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MAY
14
2009

Now Supporting Live Updates

For those of you who are not familiar with RSS Feeds, basically it's a format for delivering regularly changing web content. So once you subscribe you will automatically be up-to-date with the latest content.

No need to install or download anything its a simple click of a button, you can find the icon RSS at the bottom of this page or in your address bar.

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MAR
26
2009

Interesting Facts That Will Surprise

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that. lol)

Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too. lol)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)

NOTE: Facts were taken from an old email of mine, that's all for now!

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MAR
02
2009

Bull**** and Brilliance

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles along for the company.

One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles
discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading
rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old poodle thinks, 'Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!' Noticing some
bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the
bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to
leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, 'Boy, that was one delicious leopard!
I wonder if there are any more around here?'

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of
terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. 'Whew!' says the
leopard, 'That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!'

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and
strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.

The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, 'Here,
monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving
canine!

Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, 'What am I going to do now?', but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says, 'Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another
leopard!

Moral of this story....

Don't mess with old farts .. age and treachery will always overcome youth
and skill! Bull**** and brilliance only come with age and experience.

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FEB
25
2009

Thoughts For The Moment

An inspiring message that I got recently I wanted to share, its things like this that will make us better people for tomorrow:

"Many people will walk in and out of your life but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart. To handle yourself, use your head: To handle others, use your heart.

Anger is only one letter short of danger. If someone betrays you once it is his fault: If he betrays you twice maybe it is your fault.

Great minds discuss ideas: Average minds discuss events: Small minds discuss people.

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

Friends, you and I .... You brought another friend ... and then there were 3 .... We started our group .... Our circle of friends .... There is no beginning nor end ....

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is mystery. Today is a gift."

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FEB
02
2009

Best Flash Animation Site

Best Flash Animation Site

I received an email from Best Flash Site that LJ Graphix been offered for this weeks vote. Even if I don't get any votes, it is a blessing that my site was acknowledged.

Quoted from the site"
"Each week we select the best Flash sites that have been submitted and you vote for your favorites."

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JAN
21
2009

The Verdict

The Verdict

The sun will always rise
And keep your soul warm
Puts an end to the dark
And the treturous storm

The pain may be fierce
Creating a shadow overcast
But the Heart will mend
And the eclipse will not last

Time will past, in doing so
Your soul will relieve
The verdict? let time flow
Then do what you believe.

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JAN
15
2009

Lady Ka - An Aspiring Artist

Lady Ka - An Aspiring Artist

My cousin started to rap at the age of 9 when she realized she didn't want to sing. Rapping give her confidence and at the age of 12, she recorded her first song. At that point she was searching for that sparkle that would differentiate her from any other female mc.

You can follow her link here

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JAN
10
2009

NewWebPick - Super Pick of The World

NewWebPick - Super Pick of The World

Quoted from their website:
"NWP (newwebpick.com), founded in 2001, is become one of the most reputable global community platform for the creative industry. It is difficult today to seek out creative and innovative designs, for there are simply too many designers and portfolios out there in the world. With the internet, it has become easier than ever to showcase one's work and to proclaim as a designer. As one of the most professional community for the creative industry, it is our mission to seek, to show and to recommend all most excellent creative designers globally. In addition, we also provide a platform for creative professionals, who are willing to show their creative works, to share their inspiration and originality, and to welcome any constructive comments from other professionals from all over the world."

Thank you NWP!

You can follow the link here.

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JAN
09
2009

Adobe Kit - Award Site For Worldwide Designers

Adobe Kit - Award Site For Worldwide Designers

My website has been chosen by Adobe Kit to be showcased in their portfolio. They strive on building the communication platform to bring other web designers with common interests and recommend the most excellent websites worldwide.

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Hello, I'm Jason Altidor and I build websites, like a handy man with his hammer and wrench [...] languages spoken? Primarily english and french [...] Unique. Simple. Divined [...] Discliplined, like soldiers marching in-line [...] Family of 6 siblings, born n' raised in the beautiful island of Montreal [...] Half Bajan, half Haitian standing five feet, ten inches tall.

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